Aiwha Bait
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Posted - 2016.08.07 19:22:00 -
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byte modal wrote:I imagine that he (thanks for the clarification, btw) does not walk around the office; rather, he levitates. Whether he has a heavily modified pair of Wheelies or is simply beyond the reach of our understanding of gravity, it really does not matter. He spends his days floating upright 3-4 inches above the flooring, moving from cubicle to cubicle chanting ancient Buddhist mantras to maintain his focus, sketching ideas onto a Surface Pro 5 prototype, all while the dwarf from GoT (in full character, mind you) follows behind tossing miniature boxes of Fruit Loop cereal to his coworker peasants. U.S. or metric? Let's not debate such lesser conceits. Simply do as LigicLoop and let's just try to rise above it all.
LogicLoop confirm this is true?
"Bait is too adorable to stab" - Zaria Min Deir
Every hole is goal. - 1NC0R
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Aiwha Bait
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Posted - 2016.08.08 01:10:00 -
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byte modal wrote:CCP LogicLoop wrote:Aiwha Bait wrote:byte modal wrote:
I imagine that he (thanks for the clarification, btw) does not walk around the office; rather, he levitates. Whether he has a heavily modified pair of Wheelies or is simply beyond the reach of our understanding of gravity, it really does not matter. He spends his days floating upright 3-4 inches above the flooring, moving from cubicle to cubicle chanting ancient Buddhist mantras to maintain his focus, sketching ideas onto a Surface Pro 5 prototype, all while the dwarf from GoT (in full character, mind you) follows behind tossing miniature boxes of Fruit Loop cereal to his coworker peasants.
U.S. or metric? Let's not debate such lesser conceits. Simply do as LigicLoop and let's just try to rise above it all.
LogicLoop confirm this is true? I wish I was zen enough to float and hover. It's quite the opposite. I sink 4 inches into the floor as I clicky clicky a mouse rearranging shapes to make maps while the others sit around and clicky clicky and typey typey to do their respective roles. Sometimes I stand up and walk around (still sinking the floor in by 3-4 inches) to go discuss something with other team members. I have never made it past the third or fourth episode of season 2 of GoT so it's even more the opposite. Also I have iPads and not Surface Pros haha. Exactly.The best way to control a conspiracy is to deny a conspiracy. 
Aiwha Bait: there is no, nor has there ever been "proof" of LogicLoop performing the miracles as I have described them above.  Please disregard anything that I may have typed that suggested anything beyond LogicLoop being an absolutely normal individual working as any good employee would sans mystical dwarf. As proof, the SP5 doesn't even have a release date so for LL to have access to one would imply that he has connections within the industry that would rival Kanye West---which we know is obviously not the case. At all. (sorry, LogicLoop. I hope my words did not offend. Besides, this is a forum, and I am an anonymous user. What could I possibly know of your super-powers? *cough* I mean, alleged super-powers. I hope that my assistance in this cover-up pleases you, and please know that I will do whatever I can from this point forward to ensure that your secrets are kept safe until my last breath.
...or.
Or until the DUST514 forum servers have been shut down.)
Praise be to his sinking holiness LogicLoop. /o/
"Bait is too adorable to stab" - Zaria Min Deir
Every hole is goal. - 1NC0R
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